By the Editors
We caught up with last year’s 2010 Sacramento’s Most Eligible Bachelor and asked him about his reign as GOTG’s first Sacramento Most Eligible Bachelor.
Believe the hype. After I won I was able to meet a ton of interesting women all around the Grid. Just last week I spoke to a group of orphans in Burkina Faso and they were thrilled to see the SMEB. It was a once in a lifetime experience for them. But for me, it was just a part of the job – The cross I must bear.
Also, I got into a dance-off with “Galt’s Most Eligible Bachelor” which, I’m proud to say, I dominated.
Q: What have you done this year during your reign?
True to my campaign pledge, I wore my sash everywhere I went. This proved particularly challenging during my bi-monthly nudist colony visits, but a promise is a promise.
Additionally, I brought down a really repressive regime in Egypt. So, you’re welcome for that.
Spreading the word. Social media, email blasts, even my own website – I used everything at my disposal to get the vote out. Also, ex-lax. Lots of it.
Q: Any tips for this year’s Most Eligible Guy on the Grid?
Don’t arrive to the SMEB party in an egg. It’s been done to death.
Q: Have you found love?
Love? No. But I did find a sword that, when held, transforms me into a fictional character from Castle Grayskull. I’d like to think I still came out ahead.
Q: What did you do with your crown?
I still wear it every day. To bed.
Q: What are you going to do next?
I’m currently vying for the lesser known title of “Greenhaven’s Most Eligible Bachelor.” Fingers crossed for that. I also plan on touring foreign entities like “Carmichael” and “East Sac” to help spread the Grid’s message of excessive drinking. I’m always thinking of my constituents – So making sure their alcohol of choice is available off the grid is near and dear.